Survey Taken 31 January 2001
LIVING ARRANGEMENT?
With my parents, my brother, 2 cats, god knows how many russian hamsters (want any?) and fish... in a suburban hell hole... it is more of a residential arrangement since life is something definatively lacking in this foresaken corner of existence.
WHAT BOOK ARE YOU READING NOW?
Three books at a liesurely pace: The Bible, The Toah of Chaos, and Telecosm
Also, yesterday I read three books from cover to cover: Douglas Adams' / Terry Jones' Starship Titanica, a photojournal about personals that was mislabeled as humourous, and a book on the japanese art chindogu (or something like that -- un-useless art)
WHAT'S ON YOUR MOUSE PAD?
A really cool picture car of Citrix and their attempts to advertise This-Client/Server Computing at www.citrix.org
FAVORITE BOARD GAME:
Chess
FAVORITE MAGAZINE?
Discover or Scientific America or Reader's Digest... though I don't read any regularly -- usually whatever's handy when I'm looking for some fluff to read.
FAVORITE SMELLS?
the scent of a woman, chinatown or any good restruant during the dinner hour, marijuna (even though I don't smoke it), new leather
FAVORITE SOUNDS?
Good music, women with european accents, the ocean, a fire, silence.
WORST FEELING IN THE WORLD?
It's a toss up between rejection by a woman I have deep feelings for, frustration with the futility of life in a materialist society, and the numbness that comes when it seems that nothing can matter any longer.
WHAT IS THE FIRST THING YOU THINK OF WHEN YOU WAKE UP IN THE MORNING?
Going back to sleep because its too early and I have nothing better to do. Or maybe jerking off before I go back to sleep because I woke up with an extreme hardon.
ROLLER COASTER, SCARY OR EXCITING?
Sometimes mildly amuzing, almost invariably overrated and not worth waiting on a long line.
HOW MANY RINGS BEFORE YOU ANSWER THE PHONE?
depends if anyone else is home and if I am expecting a phone call and whether I want to deal with it... anywhere from half a ring to letting the machine getting it (and usually not checking the machine)
FUTURE DAUGHTER'S NAME?
No idea... probably pick some letters out of a hat to generate a uniquename.
WHAT IS IMPORTANT IN LIFE?
Life, Love, Liberty, enLightentment
FAVORITE FOODS?
choclate, Japanese, Thai, Indian, halavah
CHOCOLATE OR VANILLA?
Mint Choclate Chip
DO YOU LIKE TO DRIVE FAST?
Very
DO YOU SLEEP WITH A STUFFED ANIMAL?
No.
STORMS - COOL OR SCARY?
Sometimes enjoyable, sometimes annoying, never scary.
WHAT TYPE WAS YOUR FIRST CAR?
1963 Rambler,. but I never had that one on the road. My second was a 1989 Mitsubishi Galant
IF YOU COULD MEET ONE PERSON DEAD OR ALIVE.
Souxsie of the Banshee fame, though I have no clue what I might say to her.
FAVORITE ALCOHOLIC DRINK
Baily's Irish Cream
WHAT IS YOUR ZODIAC SIGN?
Leo
DO YOU EAT THE STEMS OF BROCCOLI?
usually -- if its there when I eat the Broccoli
IF YOU COULD HAVE ANY JOB YOU WANTED WHAT WOULD IT BE?
A well enough sought neo-surrealist artist that I could live off my drawings and writings and whatever else I created just because my name is on it.
IF YOU COULD DYE YOUR HAIR ANY COLOR?
I'd still leave it alone.
EVER BEEN IN LOVE?
yes though not very recently.
FAVORITE MOVIES
Falling Down, It's a Mad, Mad, Mad, Mad World, The Producers, any Monty Python movie, any Marx Brothers' movie, the original Star Wars trilogy, the Fifth Element, Hair, West-Side Story
DO YOU TYPE WITH YOUR FINGERS ON THE RIGHT KEYS?
sometimes.
WHAT'S UNDER YOUR BED?
some luggage bags, a couple porn mags, a phone book, random papers, and I have no idea what else.
WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE NUMBER?
0, 1 or infinity, depending on the mood I'm in... 9 was my favourite for a long time; I'm not exactly sure when it changed.
FAVORITE SPORT TO WATCH?
demolition durby or sumo wrestling
TWO CD's IN YOUR CHANGER RIGHT NOW:
I don't have a CD player, let alone a changer. The two tapes closest to my tape deck are Einsturzende Neubauten's Table Raush (sp?) and Innerfear's The City Shatters. A record by Liv Taylor sits on the unspinning turn table.
SAY ONE NICE THING ABOUT THE PERSON WHO SENT THIS TO YOU.
She's a beautiful and charming woman who I would really like to get to know much better.
PERSON YOU SENT THIS TO WHO IS MOST LIKELY TO RESPOND?
Erin -- though I don't expect her to fill the survey out again since she sent it to me originally.
PERSON YOU SENT THIS TO WHO IS LEAST LIKELY TO RESPOND?
I'm not currently sending it to anyone else; I will probably HTML this page and post it to my website though.
This page was prepared by Brian Matthew Kessler of Nowhere@All