Survey Taken 25 May 2000
1. Name and Age: Brian Matthew Kessler. My age is twenty-six.
2. Living arrangement: Also, still living -- sort of. Living in NYC on a semi-irregular basis. Residing in NJ the rest of the time (life isn't really possible in NJ).
3. What do you think about Oija Boards?: I don't think about them. Only experience with one was 10 years ago. We could only get a spirit who kept insisting he was Bart Simson and said no to everything.
4. Your favorite TV show is? That black screen that tells me the TV isn't getting any power.
5. What do you like to drive? Anything that moves, the bigger the better (I can't stand not seeing in front of the car in front of me) and automatic is boring, so it better be stick shift.
6. What's on your mouse pad? A surreal picture, complements of Citrix: Thin-Client/Server Computing, possibly the most awesome free mousepad ever.
7. Favorite Board Game: Chess, but I don't play board games very often. Sex is certainly a much more desirable alternative, but I'm damn picky about my partners and I don't meet women I like around here, and the women around here also all tend to be whores without the virtue of honesty... so it's been a while.
8. Favorite Magazine?: I haven't a favourite; I read what's handy if it interests me and if I have nothing better to do.
9. Favorite smell for a man?: None. For a women: Natural phermones drive me nuts in a very good way. Flowery perfumes drive me nuts in a bad way. "Good" and "bad" should here be taken literally from the subjective perspective, not, for example, morally from, for example, a Xian perspective.
10. Worst feeling in the world is? To be trapped alive in a body when internally you are feeling entirely dead and beyond life. That every other person's pleasure is inaccessable to you and every other person's sorrow is but a mockery of yourown.
11. Best feeling in the world is? To look into the eyes of your lover and know that the universe is absolutely perfect.
12. Best sound track is? Haven't really thought about it... Matrix has a great track though... Also Hair, Jesus Christ Super Star, Porgy and Bess....Depends on the mood I'm in.
13. First thought in the morning is? Damn, it's morning again (unless of course, I've got company who willfully distracts me from that fact in a good way).
14. Roller Coasters? Physical ones: I like some. I don't like others. Emotional roller coasters can be good for awhile, but eventually you need to get off.
15. How many rings until you answer the phone? Depends.
16. Future daughters' name?: No idea...
17. Future sons' name?: No idea...
18. Favorite foods?: Most anything from Asia... depends on the mood I'm in... usually Thai, Indian, or Japanese.... can't ever afford it lately though.
19. Do you sleep with a stuffed animal?: No.
20 Do you sleep in the nude?: Of course.
21. Storms-Cool or Scary?: Indifferent.
22. What was your first car?: Mitsubish Galant.
23.What person do you most wanna meet (dead or alive)?: She can guess who she is, can't she?
24. Favorite drink?: Woman's nectar, from the tap.
25. What's your sign?: Leo
26. Favorite Poet?: Crowley
27. Do you eat Brocolli stems?: Depends how masocistic I feel or how hungry I am.
28. If you could dye your hair any color, what color would it be? Not into dying my hair, but probably black if I were to.
29. Have you ever been in love?: Yes
30. What's on your bedroom walls?: Lots of stuff and most of it is falling down.
31. What's your dream job? To be given a dukedom over some wealthy portion of the world so all I need to do is have someone collect the taxes.
32. Is the glass 1/2 empty or 1/2 full?: Depends what is in it and whose glass it is.
33. Favorite snack? See favourite drink.
34. Favorite film? It's a Mad, Mad, Mad, Mad World.
35. Are you a lefty, righty or ambidextrous?: I am ambidextrous, I just can't use my left hand very good (lack of training)....
36. When you type do you use the "Home Keys"?: Sometimes.
37. What's under your bed?: I'm not sure I even want to know.
38. What's your favorite number?: 0
39. Have you had sex with members of both genders? I would if I ever met a man who physically aroused me and I wasn't the passive partner... but I've never been physically aroused by a man... Only by woman... Which is a shame since I tend to agree with Plato's diagnosis of that situation.
40. Say one nice thing abot the person who sent this to you: She's a beautiful and intreging woman who I look forward to gettting to know both personally and hopefully intimately, hopefully in the extremely near future... oh, that's more than one thing, sorry. >:)
41. Who is person you sent this to that is most likely to respond?: Only sending this to one person and she already sent me her responses to the questions, though I expect I may get other responses merely to this E-mail.
This page was prepared by Brian Matthew Kessler of Nowhere@All